- Terms & Conditions -

Noose and Monkey is committed to providing the best in customer service. Our terms and conditions apply to the use of our website and the conduct of the sales of retail goods to our customers. We try to keep the legal bits to the minimum and if you have any questions please give our London office a call on 020 7604 5946 or email hello@nooseandmonkey.com. Website trading conditions are compliant with the English governing law of the UK Distance Selling Regulations Act 2000.

Purchasing Products

Once you have made your selection of product, click on the size you wish to purchase and add to your basket. Once you checkout, the stock is automatically allocated to your order. An instruction is sent to our warehouse to pick and despatch your order before 10AM Monday to Friday and your card is debited. Each stage of your order will be communicated by an email. Order despatch will contain a courier tracking number and link. We ask that you carefully check the information you have provided as being correct on delivery address. All prices are quoted inclusive of UK VAT at 20% and are exclusive of carriage costs, which are specified in the basket according to the service selected. Whilst all efforts are made to ensure that the product details and prices are correct, any typographical or system errors in pricing will not be deemed part of the contract. Acceptance of the contract is made upon our despatch of the order and confirmed with our despatch email, which will be sent to the address provided in your account details. Noose and Monkey reserve the right to cancel any orders made showing an incorrect item or price. Your account details may be updated at any time through the “my account” section of the website. If there is a delay to your order, we will contact you within the time frame selected for you to receive your goods, to agree a new delivery date or offer a full refund.

Cancellation Rights

Should you need to cancel an order for any reason, you may do so at any time prior to the goods being despatched. Any cancellation after goods have been despatched would be deemed a return. Noose and Monkey reserve the rights to cancel any order should it choose to do so.

Returns Policy

Returns must be received at our warehouse returns department within 28 days of receipt, in a fully resalable condition. All garments must be complete with their original packaging and with their tags intact. We regret that any items returned that are not in a resalable condition or that have been worn, would be declined for refund and returned to you. All returns will be inspected upon receipt at our warehouse. Refunds will be processed within 14 days of our receipt. Please ensure you obtain proof of postage with your returns as the goods remain your responsibility until they have reached our warehouse.

Please see our Returns Policy to find out more.

Spend More Save More Terms and Conditions

Our spend more save more codes require a minimum spend to be met for the discount code to be valid. If you use a spend more save more discount code, and subsequently return one or more items from your order, bringing the order value below the minimum spend, the terms of the minimum spend have no longer been met, and the amount you will be refunded may be adjusted.

An example is set out below:

You use a spend more save more code that offers a 10% discount when you spend a minimum of £100.

You order total is £200, you receive a discount of £20 and pay £180.

You return items worth £150 meaning you no longer qualify for the £100 minimum spend.

You fall short of the minimum spend by £50.

Your refund will be adjusted from £150 to £130.

Faulty Items

Our products are manufactured and inspected to the highest standards. If however, you have concerns that the product is faulty, please return detailing the problem. Once inspected by our quality team, any faulty products will be given a full refund inclusive of postage costs paid.


Noose and Monkey offer worldwide shipping to over 200 countries. For our full delivery services and costs, please continue to our Shipping and Delivery page.

Brand Rights

The Noose & Monkey website and materials contained within it are owned by Noose and Monkey. Images or information may not be reproduced without our written permission.

Privacy and Security

Noose & Monkey exclusively uses your personal details to provide service to you of order tracking and the ability to contact you by telephone. We would like to be able to keep in contact by newsletter, but respect that this is a personal choice, to which you may opt in or out at any time. We will store your details in the My Account section, so that add on purchases are quicker to place once your account is set up. We may occasionally share details with carefully selected partners. Should you wish to avoid this, you may unsubscribe or opt out of our mailing list.

Company Details

Geko Fashion Marketing - Company number GB 3535765. Registered Office: No. 2 Coachworks, Kimberley Road, London, NW6 7SG.

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